This year Noah is studying American History. We were reading a book about Jamestown and they mentioned that one of the men was a master carpenter.

Me: "Noah do you know what a master carpenter is?
Noah: "Ya, it's a person who fixes carpets, and makes them look better."
Me: hahaaahaa.

Okay, maybe I shouldn't have laughed but it was so not the answer I was expecting! He was a little embarrassed, but I told him it was a very good guess and it was okay. I did say sorry for laughing too. And I did go on to explain what a master carpenter really does.